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Classic Million Dollar Cocktail

Classic million dollar cocktail2oz gin1 oz sweet vermouth 1/2 oz pineapple juice 1 large egg white 1 tsp grenadine Put all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake vigorously for 30 seconds, strain into a couple glass Even high-profile planned weddings go haywire! Mix a million dollar cocktail and hear how this over budgeted wedding goes off the tracks and ends up in a ditch!

Blue Balls

Blue balls cocktail:1/2 oz peach schnapps1/4 oz sweet and sour mix1/2 oz blue curaçao 1/2 oz Malibu rum Splash of Sprite Mix all ingredients in shaper with ice, strain into shooter glass Mix a drink and hear why this couples’ gag-worthy vows went viral! I think we just became relationship coaches during this episode!

Mink Coat and No Manners

Good manners cost just as much as bad manners do, no need to ever be a naughty guest!3/4 oz green chartreuse, chilled in freezer3/4 oz blanco tequilaCayenne pepper Pour chartreuse into sherry glass, top with tequila, sprinkle with cayenne pepper

Death in the Afternoon

Death in the Afternoon: We are a little salty over returning from vacation so death and dying is the topic today! 1 oz Absinthe 3-4 oz Dry champagne Pour champagne into a champagne flute, top with quality Absinthe for a cloudy medicinal and addictive cocktail

Marry Me

The Marry Me cocktail. 1 ounce Grand Marnier2 ounces rum Serve in old fashioned glass.The only instructions they're really giving us on this is put all the cocktail ingredients, all of them, all TWO of them, in the right order. Grand Marnier, and then rum. We're pretty sure no one's gonna give one shit what order those are in, but there you go. BTW if you're gonna marry us, we're gonna ask for more than that. I mean, top it with some champagne or something. Talk about low standards...

Crazy Ex-Boyfriend

Crazy Ex Boyfriend: 1 oz X-rated fusion liquor 1 oz vanilla vodka 2 oz pineapple juice Pour in shot glass or over ice We don’t know how these people keep getting invited to weddings! Many life lessons in this episode!

The Mocktail

The Mocktail: Virgin cucumber gimlet 1.5 oz. Club soda 5 slices muddled cucumber 1 oz fresh lime juice 1 oz simple syrup Rolled cucumber slice for garnish Combine in Shaker with icePour over ice in rocks glassGarnish with a rolled cucumber slice Gen X, Gen Z, LMNOP? Who are these aliens and what are they doing to weddings? Put some vodka in the mocktail, take a listen and find out what we learned.

The Filthy Dirty

Filthy Dirty Martini mix in cocktail shaker with ice 3 oz gin 1 1/2 oz dry vermouth 2 dash orange bitters 1 oz olive, cornichon, cocktail onion brine pour into martini glass, garnish with olive, cornichon, cocktail onion You may rethink your beauty products after listening to this one!

The Old Fashioned

Old fashioned : 1 sugar cube2 dash bitters 2 oz rye or bourbon Muddle sugar and bitters Add ice and rye or bourbonGarnish with orange twist We are throwing traditions out faster than your mom tossed her bouquet! Pour a drink with us and hear about old and new!

Gilligan’s Island

Gilligan's Island!3 oz orange juice3 oz cranberry juice1 oz coconut vodka1 oz peach schnappsCombine and mix, pour into Collins glass over ice‘Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of two idiots who thought it would be ‘fun’ getting married on an island. Pour me another Captain!’