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Hard Day at Work

Hard Day At Work1 1/2 oz high quality gin 4 oz clementine juice 1 tsp simple syrup Combine gin and juice and syrup in a shaker with crushed ice, shake well, pour into tumbler, top with a splash of seltzer ‘A hard day at work in the wedding world brings circumstances you could never imagine, we never did! Bring on the bucket of ‘high quality’ gin!!!

Lost In Laos

Lost in Laos:2oz dry gin2 oz coconut milk 1/2 oz green Chartreuse 3/4 oz lime juice 1/2 oz agave syrup 1 1/2 tsp turmeric 3 kaffir lime leaves Thai basil In shaker muddle lime juice, agave, chartreuse, turmeric and kaffir lime leaf. Add gin, coconut milk, ice. Shake and strain into Collins glass filled with ice, garnish with kaffir leaves down the side, top with Thai basil Get lost with us with this exotic cocktail and get the juice inside a special family wedding.

Wedding Cake Martini

Wedding Cake Martini: 1.5 oz vanilla vodka .5 oz Malibu rum .5 oz pineapple juice splash grenadine Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and top with whipped creamStories of structures that are more tipsy than we are!

The Sleazy BJ Shot

Sleazy BJ shot layer in a shot glass: .5 oz kahlua .5 oz baileys top with whipped cream Let's hope this wedding photo trend does NOT take off!!! Warning, you may not want to listen to this one with Grandma!

Jungle Juice

Jungle Juice!Pour into giant cooler full of ice:6 bottles of liquor of choice 3 large Hawaiian Punch and 2 large lemonade Gummy sour candy of choice Stir and pour into red solo cups 'Viral tik tok wedding stories have us ready to yak...along with the most popular cocktail videos'

Sabotage!

Sabotage is:2 oz spiced rum .35 oz lime juice 5 oz cola More lime for garnish Pour rum and juice over ice in a high ball glass, add cola, garnish with lime slices 'Just when you think weddings cannot be hard enough, someone's gotta come along and make them even more drunkworthy'

Season Finale!

Michelle and Jenny wrap up season one with a party and a live podcast!

White Trash Sangria

White Trash SangriaStart with a bottle of Boone's Farm Wine.Add six mixed fruit cups.Add 3/4 cup vodka.Top with seltzer. Enjoy!

The Car Crash

1 oz amaretto7 oz sweet and sour mix 7 oz orange juiceDash grenadine 1 oz southern comfort, peach flavor Pour all ingredients over ice in a Collins glass How the trials and tribulations of the logistics of weddings DRIVE us to drink on a regular basis

The Pisco Sour

The Pisco Sour3 oz Pisco (South American brandy) 1 oz fresh lime juice 3/4 oz simple syrup 1 fresh egg white Dash bitters Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously, add ice and shake again for about ten seconds to froth egg white, strain into cocktail glass.The only thing that should be sour is this drink! Share a cocktail with us and be grateful!